Post by bazooka on Aug 26, 2018 22:15:22 GMT
Which country is the most difficult to invade?
The Netherlands!
Yes, you read it right.
Our army is in a rather sad state right now:
60,000 active personnel
5000 reserves
A whopping 16 tanks (beat that Russia!)
Yearly budget of 8 billion (1.33% of USA’s budget)
We were once the most powerful country in the world (and, sadly, one of the leading countries in slavery and colonialism) but now we are just a cute little dot on the map.
We had close to 1000 tanks in 1990 (the Leopard 2) but the government has sold all of them ever since.
And still, I dare say that our country is the most difficult to invade.
Perhaps I really should not be giving away our secret, but here it is. This is what would happen if, say, Russia would decide to invade us (purely hypothetical, might as well be USA or China).
“Da, komendant! CYKA BLYAT!”
Several thousand tanks roll into the Netherlands all across the eastern border. There is little resistance.
Within hours, half of the country is occupied. Our 16 tanks are nothing but wrecks.
The enemies push on, The only thing that gives them pause, is the heroic counter-attack by the 34th Bicycle Cavalry Force.
As the enemies come near the capital of Amsterdam, the following conversation takes place in our army’s HQ:
General 1: “The Netherlands is doomed! Perhaps we should have learned our lesson when we cut our army budget right before WW2.”
General 2: “We have no choice now.”
General 1: “Yes, we proceed with the plan.”
Both generals: “Activate Project Atlantis.”
The following footage is highly classified, but let it serve as a warning to any potential invaders.
Initiation of Project Atlantis would look a little like this:
Leading to:
You may take our lives, but you will never take our homeland!
Since the Netherlands is the only country worldwide that is almost entirely below sea-level, it even has a plan where flooding the country is used as a defence strategy (Hollandic Water Line - Wikipedia) and this can easily be done by destroying various flood defences; I say we are the most difficult to invade because there will be nothing to invade if we are desperate enough.
( Inspired visiting waterlinie museumwaterliniemuseum.nl/Museum/?gclid=CJrmtOORstQCFTMW0wodXrYC-Q)
If Dutch is your favourite language watch this:
The Netherlands!
Yes, you read it right.
Our army is in a rather sad state right now:
60,000 active personnel
5000 reserves
A whopping 16 tanks (beat that Russia!)
Yearly budget of 8 billion (1.33% of USA’s budget)
We were once the most powerful country in the world (and, sadly, one of the leading countries in slavery and colonialism) but now we are just a cute little dot on the map.
We had close to 1000 tanks in 1990 (the Leopard 2) but the government has sold all of them ever since.
And still, I dare say that our country is the most difficult to invade.
Perhaps I really should not be giving away our secret, but here it is. This is what would happen if, say, Russia would decide to invade us (purely hypothetical, might as well be USA or China).
“Da, komendant! CYKA BLYAT!”
Several thousand tanks roll into the Netherlands all across the eastern border. There is little resistance.
Within hours, half of the country is occupied. Our 16 tanks are nothing but wrecks.
The enemies push on, The only thing that gives them pause, is the heroic counter-attack by the 34th Bicycle Cavalry Force.
As the enemies come near the capital of Amsterdam, the following conversation takes place in our army’s HQ:
General 1: “The Netherlands is doomed! Perhaps we should have learned our lesson when we cut our army budget right before WW2.”
General 2: “We have no choice now.”
General 1: “Yes, we proceed with the plan.”
Both generals: “Activate Project Atlantis.”
The following footage is highly classified, but let it serve as a warning to any potential invaders.
Initiation of Project Atlantis would look a little like this:
Leading to:
You may take our lives, but you will never take our homeland!
Since the Netherlands is the only country worldwide that is almost entirely below sea-level, it even has a plan where flooding the country is used as a defence strategy (Hollandic Water Line - Wikipedia) and this can easily be done by destroying various flood defences; I say we are the most difficult to invade because there will be nothing to invade if we are desperate enough.
( Inspired visiting waterlinie museumwaterliniemuseum.nl/Museum/?gclid=CJrmtOORstQCFTMW0wodXrYC-Q)
If Dutch is your favourite language watch this:
